"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

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enemaroberts:

seriously wHY WOULD U CHEAT ON BRITNEY SPEARS

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i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

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nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

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lol 4 years of university still don’t know what that shits called

lol 4 years of university still don’t know what that shits called